Monday, October 27, 2014

Atheists

Mkayyy...so on the way home (on a darn smelly stinky bus) this kid sneezes near me. And...I'm REALLY GROSSED out. So I kindly (realize I said KINDLY) said, "GOD BLESS YOU!!" and I expect a nice little "Thank You" but this is what this kid says, "I don't believe in God" and I'm here like, do i give a fuq if you believe in God or not? He says that if he dies, he'll be one with the earth and grow as a tree. You know what, good good. I hope you do become a tree, because I want a big, fat, sweaty guy carrying an axe to come chop him down, drag him into the water, turn him into paper and print the bible on him! Now I'm not saying I disrespect atheists, but this kid is AKJFLAKOILAISF ):O *sigh* now that thats out the way.....Im gonn goes :D
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