Children

I absolutely hate children. They are so god damn annoying, like what
the freaking hell did they come from?! (plz don't say the vagina or the womb T.T) I mean honestly wtf :L I was babysitting the other day and this child comes up to me and kicks me in the shin (it didn't hurt or anything but he left a stain on my favorite black jeans) and so of course my first reflex is to punch the shit out of the kid until his "mommy" came by and stopped me soooooo of course I strated yelling at her :L and then I got in a huge argument blah blah blah and either way I punched the child really hard in the chest (OPEN CHEST :D) and he fell back crying and so I felt a teeny tiny guilty and I left him there :D at least I didn't land a kick on him ^w^