Saturday, December 27, 2014

Corrupted Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skiis
Going down the hill
Crashing through the trees

The snow is turning red

I think I'm almost dead
I woke up in the hospital
With stitches in my head

Oh! Santa Claus, Santa Claus

Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph took a .22 and
Shot him in the head

Oh! Barbie doll, Barbie doll,

Tried to save his life
But G.I. Joe from Mexico
Stabbed her with a knife

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