My Own Demented Jingle Bells

So I know three versions of Jingle Bells: the original, the one my brother and friends taught me, and the one I wrote myself.  Check it out and comment <3

Today you're gonna die
I'll cut you into two
Boil you alive
And stick you in a stew

I live for blood and gore
I'll rip you inside out
I'm just a psycho maniac
So what's the fuss about?

Oh, stab you here
Stab you there
Don't look at me like that
I'll smile in your face, say hey
And stab you in the back

Oh, scream in pain
Scream in pain
You can't escape from me
Leave you with insanity
Now that's my cup of tea